Displayed inside a display cabinet on the elevated floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium is housed a neon pink suit worn by the pop star. His show in front of 100,024 fans was considered a success.
Perhaps you don't appreciate Robbie Williams. Perhaps you believe he is the greatest gift to music known to man. Or you could adopt a reasonable stance, acknowledging that some songs are fantastic while others are awful.
The central idea is that entertainment can be delivered diversely. Tastes vary. There is no universal formula to produce literature or even the longest format.
The Unrivalled Depth of Test Cricket
Test cricket boasts incomparable variety. It is hard to think of another sport where the contest is so reliant upon the environment.
The elements, the time of day, the cricket ball – the factors are countless. Most important is the pitch.
If the format is a form of art, the strip is the canvas on which the cricketers craft their legacy.
A Test of Cubism: The MCG Match
The Boxing Day fixture between Australia and England was an abstract version of cricket, the established format dismantled and stuck back together in an unusual manner.
Let's be clear, this isn't a endorsement of the wicket which yielded a victory and the another sub-three-day finish of the contest.
Leaving a thick layer on the pitch, causing a cascade of wickets being taken in less than six sessions, is not a fair contest between bat and ball.
A Rich Tapestry: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a inferior show, one that should be footnoted as inauthentic, is wide of the mark.
Test cricket is a rich tapestry, a long history and ongoing. On occasion, as seen at the MCG, the ball moves excessively for the seamers. Sometimes, it grips and turns on a dry surface. Sometimes, the pitch is dead, other times it bounces unevenly.
The exciting finishes are even more exciting due to the patience devoted during quieter periods.
Problem Solving: The Core Skill
Specific conditions are embraced more freely than others.
The debate in at the MCG was that the contest was skewed excessively towards the fielding side. That the top batters were hindered from demonstrating their skill.
This level of cricket is about adapting to challenges – assessing the wicket and adapting accordingly. The best individual contributions were made by recognized players. One side made more mistakes than the other, and thus lost.
Sheer Celebration: The Supporters' View
Go and inform the devotees who have endured years of defeat that this lacked spectacle.
In one section of the ground, thousands waved their flags and created an atmosphere, fostering a party atmosphere in a heartland of Australian cricket.
There was belief as the fielding side excelled, momentum when batters scored quickly, and rapturous celebration when the result was secured.
Extreme Ends: The Variety of Test Matches
The venue has form with difficult wickets. Previously, a Test there featured a wicket with all the life of a a damp squib.
That fixture was a slog, with minimal action and endless boredom. This recent match and that previous match are polar opposites of the scale – neither ideal, yet value can be ascribed to each.
Deep into the series into the current series, it is the two-day matches that will remain iconic in the memory.
"This isn't the demise of the long game at all," observed a veteran. "The people who have been lucky enough to see these 48 hours have been given some fantastic sport. A unique show."
Signs of Progress: Looking Ahead
In the preparation to this Test, the skipper talked like a man carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders.
The team responded for him, bringing back the joy to his face.
Different players delivered with key contributions. These are small positives, certainly not enough to ensure long-term success, but a starting point to develop from.
At the very least, this triumph takes its place among other notable performances in dead rubbers.
As the supporters left into a stunning sunset, the team congregated on the turf to begin their own enjoyment.
Savour the moment, boys. This victory was hard-fought.